The Monday Morning Blues

Woke up this morning at 5am
With my toddler bouncing on my head again
He said get up, get up Mummeeee
I thank the heavens for good old cbeebies
I admit I'm partial to a bit of presenter Andy
but on this gloomy morning I'm not feeling very randy
I've got the blues
Oooo I've got the Monday Morning blues

I made the kids some breakfast
fresh fruit and fresh pancakes
of course I'm joking
I just gave them chocolate flakes!
I would give anything for a bit of peace and quite
but whilst I'm browsing the news Facebook
The kids start up a riot
I've got the blues
Ooooo I've got the Monday Morning blues

And then of course I make packed lunch
why have organic hummous when you could eat monster munch?
I spend 20 minutes trying to get the kids well dressed
oopps the toddler seems to have his head stuck in his vest
And now for me - some style for school
Nope I think I'll just dig out my mouldy old kagoule
I've got the blues
Oooo I've got the Monday Morning blues

We leave the house in a total muddle
I turn around and step into a giant muddy puddle
Theres winging and screaming
crying and moans
The kids look a bit embarrassed and ignore my sighs and groans
At last some peace I've completed the school run
It's only then I realise I've got dried porridge on my bum
I've got the blues
Ooooo I've got the Monday Morning blues